I did not get fully dressed, new jewelry and all, completely ready for the day and take Aidan to the dentist just to come back home put on my yoga pants, a wife beater and my robe and curl up on the couch with both bebes.
I did not forget to make/plan dinner all last week and then try to make up for it by making ribs and then fall asleep while they were cooking. I did not sleep right through the timer which did not leave Adam to do it all. I better do something good for tonight.
I did not take 100 pictures of me and my kiddos yesterday. I'm not going to post them all on my other blog.
I did not make gagging noises at the dad in the park who was wearing entirely too much cologne. I also did not roll my eyes at said dad who was trying to put a six year old in a baby swing next to my eleven month old niece.
I was not secretly ecstatic that I had to reschedule my dentist appointment this morning.
I did not have a cupcake for breakfast and I certainly did not have two.
I did not "shake it" yesterday in the city park.
I did not proclaim it mothers day weekend and get spoiled for three days straight.
I did not take my daughter out of church service when she was fussing and ask a complete stranger to hold her so I could go to the bathroom. (Ok, I really didn't but I seriously contemplated it)*
*Now that I think about it, maybe that would be better stories...what I almost did. Hee hee.